For those who get their eyebrows waxed: Have you ever laid there with your eyes closed while the aesthetician goes to town, worrying about what you're going to look like when she's done? I have. Most of the time it's completely unnecessary because I come out looking normal, like myself - just with pretty eyebrows.
Today? Not so much.
I went into my trusty neighborhood salon to get my unruly brows tamed, but my regular lady wasn't there. I stupidly let someone else work on me for what seemed like a half hour. The entire time I'm lying there thinking "this is taking way too long..." But being someone who hates confrontation, I didn't say anything. I then convinced myself that it was taking so long because she's "just that good!" Oh, how wrong I was.
I now have a tan line where most of my eyebrows used to be. A TAN LINE, people!!! What the hell was this woman thinking?? And to top it all off, do you want to know what she said to me right before I closed my eyes and she got to work?
"Not too thin, right?"
Riiiiiight. Did I mention that I'm in a wedding on Thursday? Good times...
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HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE....pictures please...i NEED to see this.
fat chance, buddy.
however, there will be pictures after thursday. by then hopefully i'll at least have gotten rid of the tan line. ;)
30 minutes?! your eyebrows aren't even thick or anything! don't worry though, i wouldn't have been able to speak up either. here's hoping they grow in in record time :)
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